Showing posts with label fun quotes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun quotes. Show all posts

2011-12-18

2011.352 GOP and Environment

Yesterday (17 December 2011) the Associated Press reported on delays the American Republican Party won on a ban on 100-watt incandescent light bulbs. The original law was created to save energy, money, and the environment. The GOP opposes these goals. The article's sub-headline reads,

“Republicans want consumer demand and markets to drive change, not government.”

But it also might have read,

“Republicans want to ruin the environment.”

Or even,

“Republicans won't be happy until every child in America has cancer.”

Eartherean
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2011-12-17

2011.351 AP Quote: French Recession

“France, the second-largest eurozone economy after Germany, warned that it faced at least a temporary recession next year.”

 

So is that opposed to the permanent recession France usually gets?

Eatherean
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2011-12-15

2011.349 Bad Teacher

MISS HALSEY
You're … sensitive.

STUDENT
Thank you.

MISS HALSEY
It wasn't a compliment.

 

(From Bad Teacher, script credited to Gene Stupnitsky and Lee Eisenberg

Eatherean
2011.349